1 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,079 We kissed. 2 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,239 I know. Then we slept together. 3 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:15,319 What sort of fool does he take me for? 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,519 Publicly humiliating me like this! 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,039 I have applied to the courts for custody of little Alan. 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:21,079 Over my dead body 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,479 Ooh... 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,880 That was for lying to me. 9 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,519 Aah! 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,400 And that was for saving our club. 11 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,680 ♪ "And Then She Smiles" - The Mock Turtles 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,599 ♪ And then she smiles 13 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:42,199 ♪ And my heart starts beating 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,319 ♪ I go weak inside 15 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:50,640 ♪ La la la... ♪ 16 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,199 What's seventeen across? 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,479 "Bishop turned on a gas light." 18 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,039 Right, well it ends in E. 19 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,839 Cos we've got that from 'hexagonal.' 20 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,479 And then... 21 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:11,159 "He" is one of them chemistry thingies, I think, for helium, 22 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,079 so that's the gas... 23 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,919 And then Bishop... chances are it's gonna begin with a B... 24 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,960 Well the chess abbreviation for Bishop is B, so... Mm. 25 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,879 Oh - look, it's "Blithe." 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:26,759 Put "l-i-t" in there, cos that's what he did, the bishop, 27 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:31,039 he turned on the light - he lit it, and that spells blithe. 28 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,359 What? 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,879 She can do cryptic crosswords. 30 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,160 My life is complete. 31 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:40,480 Come in. 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,319 Breakfast plee-uz. 33 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,159 Lovely, thanks, Bethan. 34 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,240 Put it on the end of the bed, please. 35 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,519 You alright? 36 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:56,640 Thank you, plee-uz. 37 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,600 That's great - cheers Bethan. 38 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,359 D'you want to have it at the table? 39 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,920 No, it's more fun like this. 40 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,119 Yes Ben? 41 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,360 Yes there are. There are plenty in the airing cupboard. 42 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,760 OK. 43 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,919 Now listen, Robert Morgan. 44 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:24,520 You sound like Aunty Brenda. 45 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,519 I've had a lovely time 46 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,119 being irresponsible for the last three days 47 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,599 but I won't have no any ironing customers left at this rate 48 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,439 and Ben's probably grown a beard! 49 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:39,599 OK, point taken. But I want to take you somewhere this afternoon. 50 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,679 - Oh, I can't! - Yes you can. 51 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,599 Come on sweetheart. 52 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,479 I'm going back in four days. 53 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,960 Don't I know it. 54 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,799 I'm gonna get one of them crates today, OK? 55 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,879 So we can put all his stuff in, his toys an' that. 56 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,119 You're so good to us. 57 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,399 What colour d'you want? 58 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,400 You choose. 59 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,079 Your sandwiches are in the fridge. 60 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,959 Aw, can't I just get some dinner money? 61 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,679 What's wrong with my sandwiches? 62 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,279 Well, in yesterday's ones, 63 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,279 you spread mustard in 'em like it - was mayonnaise. - Yeah? 64 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:26,359 Aunty Paula I'm 13. I'm not even meant to like mustard yet. 65 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,439 And you didn't put anything else in 'em. 66 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,799 They literally were mustard sandwiches. 67 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,799 Mam's home today, Benny Boy, so things'll get back to normal. 68 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,959 Charmin'. 69 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,279 Sorry - it's just, y'know, she's like a machine, my mother, 70 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,719 when it comes to us lot. She just knows what to do, like. 71 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,719 Yeah, well you'll miss your old Aunty when I'm gone, I tell you. 72 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,559 Why, where you goin'? 73 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,320 I think it's about time I went home. Don't you, boys? 74 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:59,879 Jasminder, please tell your father we are completely out of satsumas. 75 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,599 Dad, Mum says we're completely... 76 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,439 Jasminder please inform your mother that she knows perfectly well 77 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,719 I intend on going to the Cash and Carry later today... 78 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:08,079 Whoa! Can we just stop, please? 79 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,479 This has been goin' on for days, and it's doin' my head in. 80 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,839 Well maybe your father should have thought about that 81 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,959 before embarking on an affair with Susan Boyle! 82 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,119 Don't be ridiculous, woman. Hilary is nothing like Susan Boyle. 83 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,239 Hah! So you admit the affair part? 84 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,319 What? No! Of course not. 85 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,280 If you two don't sort yourselves out, I'm gonna join a circus. 86 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:33,719 Right, so you pretend you've come to measure my mother. 87 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,879 And I tell you I've already got a coffin, 88 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,599 and I ask you if you think that's weird, 89 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:43,919 and you say, "It depends - is it silk-lined or satin?" 90 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:47,559 And I say leather, and that really does it for you, so we kiss... 91 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:50,479 - Get in the coffin. - What? No hang on, I haven't finished yet... 92 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,679 I said get in that damn coffin right now, d'you hear? 93 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,439 No, no - you've got it wrong... 94 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,719 You got to cool things down a bit, yeah? 95 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,600 It's getting out of hand. 96 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,320 Agh! 97 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,279 Paula. 98 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,519 I know, I know I've got a key, 99 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,960 but I thought you might have - company. - Yeah, well actually... 100 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,479 And you have. 101 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,039 Mornin'. 102 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,239 Right. Well, don't mind me. 103 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,279 I'll move my stuff into the spare room and get out from under your feet. 104 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,919 Actually, Jane was just going, - weren't you? - No. 105 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,679 Look, I don't want any trouble, 106 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,119 and I know I can't stop you wantin' a divorce. 107 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,559 But this is still my home, 108 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,439 and to be honest, I can't handle sleepin' at Stella's no more. 109 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,279 It's like a cross between a bloody youth hostel and a halfway house 110 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,520 for battered wives. 111 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,999 I'm still amazed you remember this place. 112 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,719 Well, it was a pretty special day. 113 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,400 Well, I didn't forget. I just assumed you did. 114 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,959 June the 28th, 1985. 115 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,120 Impressive! 116 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,199 You wanted to wait till your last exam. 117 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,479 I think I thought I'd jinx my results 118 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,840 if I lost my virginity before the last one. 119 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,199 I was terrified, you know? 120 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,480 Me too. 121 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,639 - Never! - I was. 122 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:22,239 I thought I'd do it wrong and you'd laugh at me. 123 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,080 Aw, that's quite sweet, really. 124 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,000 You didn't do it wrong, by the way. 125 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,400 Nor did you. 126 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,200 So... 127 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,399 Shall we discuss the elephant in the room? 128 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,679 - I hate that expression. - Alright I'll be more direct. 129 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,199 Shall we discuss the fact that you're flying back to Canada 130 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,360 on Saturday and I've fallen in love with you again? 131 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,720 It's a bit of a mess, isn't it? 132 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,200 Yeah. 133 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,400 Please will you stay? 134 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,759 Oh, I really regret saying that. 135 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,079 Don't think I haven't thought about - it. - So...? 136 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,519 Vancouver is an incredible city. Yeah, you keep saying, Rob. 137 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,319 But it is. 138 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,080 And I think you'd love it there. 139 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,240 Which is why I've taken the liberty of booking you onto my flight. 140 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,679 I love you, Stella. 141 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,800 So much. 142 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,560 And I want you to come and live with me in Canada. 143 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,320 I thought you'd never ask. 144 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,399 Hey, here he is! Have a nice time? 145 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,919 No. 146 00:07:56,920 --> 00:07:59,479 He's sulking. Good luck. 147 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,320 Why? What's happened? 148 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,559 Keith and I popped into Blake Hall on the way back. 149 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,759 - What's Blake Hall? - Oh, keep up, Alan! 150 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:10,159 It's the boarding school we're signing him up for. 151 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,959 Hang on, we haven't discussed this... They were very nice to him, 152 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,999 but for some reason he couldn't wait to get away. 153 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,359 That's cos he doesn't want to go. And nor do I want him to. 154 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,079 I'm afraid it's not about what you want. 155 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:22,680 It's about what's best for Little Alan. As agreed by the courts. 156 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,319 I was going to post it, but why waste a stamp? 157 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,479 If you could have his things packed and ready for Friday, 158 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,760 I'll be round to pick him up after school. 159 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,319 Look, the plan is, I'll go out there for a few months, 160 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:53,079 see if I like it, and Ben can stay with Karl and Nadine. 161 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,719 Is that wise? 162 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,999 He'll be alright. 163 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,440 He adores his Dad! 164 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:05,719 Then, Easter time, then... he can come out and join us. 165 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,719 Look, aren't you excited for me? 166 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,360 Course I am, you big goose. 167 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,759 But why can't Rob stay in Pontyberry? 168 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,319 Why have you got to be the one who leaves? 169 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:24,399 He's got no-one in Canada - you've got all your family here. 170 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,519 And your friends. 171 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,840 And the dog! 172 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,839 And you got me. 173 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,920 What am I gonna do without you, Stella? 174 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Fucking hell 175 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,399 Big match today, Tan. 176 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,879 Yes, I see. 177 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,959 Not that I can concentrate much, after the devastatin' news 178 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,559 about Stella's immigration an' what-yer-me-call. 179 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,919 Oh, "emigration," "immigration," she's off to bloody Canada. 180 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,919 What's an I or an E between friends, 181 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,639 when your whole family's been decimated? 182 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:30,279 Me too, Daddy. It's not often we get such opportunities in life. 183 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,039 Mrs Choudary! 184 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,359 Oh, bloody hell. 185 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,279 I hear you've been sullying my reputation. 186 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,519 Get out of my shop, you marriage-wrecker. 187 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,639 My intentions are purely musical. Nonsense! 188 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,119 You were all over my husband like a bag of angry fleas. 189 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,919 Banging your tambourine on his leg... 190 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,119 Oh, look out! 191 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,319 Oh, it got dirty quick. She's gone into the Welsh. 192 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,679 And now she's in the Punjabi. 193 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,639 Mum, calm down. Dad tell her! 194 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,879 Tanisha! Please! 195 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,399 Daddy speaks Punjabi? 196 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,959 And Welsh, so we're in luck! 197 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,039 Ooh! 198 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,519 For goodness sake, where is your dignity, woman? 199 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:35,919 This is well mental! 200 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,439 Find your own man. Keep your hands off my husband. 201 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:40,840 He couldn't sing, anyway. 202 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,040 Ems! 203 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,759 I've just enrolled. It's a really good course. 204 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,519 - I can start straight away. - That's brilliant. 205 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,039 - I thought you'd hate the idea. - Why would I? 206 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,439 As long as it makes you happy. Let's face it, you hated school. 207 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,319 Yeah, well maybe I've changed a bit. 208 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,359 Great! 209 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:14,199 Look - I'm not gonna apologise any more or analyse or anything. 210 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,359 I just want to put it all behind us and start again. 211 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:22,799 Y'know, I thought I'd be angry, but I'm not. 212 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:27,519 Cos I thought - let's be realistic, he's only 18. 213 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,119 You're in your prime. 214 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,399 I mean, you're bound to find other girls attractive, 215 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,839 whether you got a weddin' ring on your finger or no. 216 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,719 And uni is exciting, and Leah's dead pretty... 217 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,959 You've got to believe me, Em - she sort of forced me into it... 218 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,719 A girl can't force a bloke to have sex with her. 219 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,919 You got to want to. 220 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:52,240 But the awful thing is, I just lost all respect for you... 221 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,599 What? 222 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,479 I just think you're an idiot for what you did. 223 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,159 I mean - I'm brilliant, Sun. And gorgeous. 224 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,479 - I know! Of course you are! - I always used to love the fact 225 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,759 you were different from the other - boys in school. - I am! I am! 226 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760 No, you're not. 227 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,999 And it put me off you a bit, I gotta say. 228 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,639 Babe - I'll admit, this is entirely my fault, but I'll do... 229 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,760 Yeah, you're right. It IS entirely your fault. 230 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,199 ♪ "Hometown Glory" - Adele 231 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,559 ♪ I've been walking in the same way 232 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,319 ♪ As I did 233 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,159 ♪ And missing out the cracks in the pavement 234 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,159 ♪ And tutting my heel and strutting my feet 235 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:42,279 ♪ Is there anything I can do for you dear? 236 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:46,519 ♪ Is there anyone I could call? 237 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,599 ♪ No, and thank you, please, Madame... ♪ 238 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,839 I bet that wasn't easy to say goodbye to. 239 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,840 Hello. 240 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,239 Can't offer you a glass, everything's been packed. 241 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:04,920 Weird to think of us both leaving, isn't it? Cheers. 242 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,839 Y'know, there's still a part of me 243 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,439 that wants it all to go wrong with you and him. 244 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,759 - I can't help it. - Only natural, I suppose. 245 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:19,119 Cos if he hadn't come back, I reckon we would've made a good go of it. 246 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,839 Do you, though? 247 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,759 Well... yeah. Don't you? 248 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,439 Sean, no matter how much you said it didn't matter, 249 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,439 you'd have always resented the fact that we never had kids. 250 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:30,479 Aw, Stella... 251 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,159 I'm being realistic. And the age thing... 252 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,079 I'd always be ten years older than you... I could've lived with that. 253 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,039 I don't think I could. 254 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,799 You're bloody gorgeous, presh - Aunty Brenda was right. 255 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,159 You're way out of my league on the looks front. 256 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,199 And I'd have ended up having botox and fillers an' all sorts, 257 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,519 - just to keep up. - That's not true. 258 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,639 Your Katie, well, she's got it everything going for her - 259 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,159 she's your age, she wants kids, I bet. 260 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,479 At least three. 261 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,560 And she's beautiful. The bitch! 262 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,279 You... 263 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,559 so deserve to be happy, Sean Magaskill. 264 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,000 And so do you, Stella Morris. 265 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,519 I just hope you're not makin' a massive mistake. 266 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,240 We'll soon find out, won't we? 267 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,079 And the thing is, you can come home for the holidays. 268 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,759 They give you massive holidays in them private schools. 269 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,399 Not like in Pontyberry Comp. 270 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,720 And weekends. 271 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,359 Of course I'll come and visit you. 272 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,879 I'll stay nearby in a BandB, it'll be... 273 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,720 a little treat for me, that will. 274 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:14,719 And of course, y'know - your Mam and Keith, 275 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:19,039 they got more money than me, and they'll... 276 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,120 give you so much more. 277 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,080 Little Al, I've tried. 278 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,479 I can't fight your mother. 279 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,160 She's got the law on her side. 280 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,640 We could go on a protest. 281 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720 Ah! 282 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:58,959 It's within our sights, Daddy. Cool head, deep breaths. 283 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,440 We can win this. 284 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,799 Shh! 285 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,999 Thank you. 286 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000 And you. 287 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,800 Daddy? 288 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,159 I think I've being pretty bloody tolerant, actually, 289 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,719 David Jeffrey Kosh! 290 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,999 Oh no, she's made her bed, 291 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,159 and now she refuses to lie in it! Oh, for God's sake! 292 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,119 Don't like it when the shoe's on the - other boot, do you? - Blah blah blah. 293 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,599 - - Yes, I left you! - Foot, I mean. - Yes I am the evil witch, 294 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,679 and yes, I now deserve everything I get. 295 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,479 But I think it's a bit rich to come home on my lunch break 296 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,319 and find PC fuckin' Plod sat there in my pyjamas! 297 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,439 I didn't have nothin' else to wear. 298 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,119 I said she could wear it. 299 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,999 Oh, and incidentally, sat there in my house that, quite frankly, 300 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,799 MY WAGES have covered the mortgage for, for the past ten years! 301 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,360 Yes Bobby, what?! 302 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,600 Daddy's dead, Dai. 303 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,360 I've been ringing you. 304 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,640 Yeah. 305 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:43,359 I know it's a stupid question, but have you got a decent suitcase? 306 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,799 Cos I'm more than happy to buy you one. 307 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,879 Sorry that probably sounds really patronising... 308 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,400 Hey, are you alright? 309 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,160 It's Daddy... 310 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,479 He's dead. 311 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,640 Oh, my darling. 312 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,119 In Tenerife? 313 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,239 What? No! Not my dad, Daddy! 314 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,839 Jesus. When? 315 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,880 This afternoon. 316 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,600 He was bowling. 317 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,200 - Ten pin? - Crown green. 318 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,759 How can I come to Canada with you now? 319 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,960 I can't possibly leave Paula. 320 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,240 Paula, Bobs is here. 321 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,880 Come in. 322 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,239 Daddy's body is back at the parlour now, Pauls. 323 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:10,199 I've laid him out. But I'm not doin' no more... Alright mate, alright. 324 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,239 There now. 325 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,920 You're too attached, you are. He's too attached, Pauls. 326 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:22,960 Paula. 327 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,639 I can't do it, Dai. I don't think I can even look at him. 328 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,800 No. Of course. 329 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,360 Look... 330 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,319 Why don't we ask Garricks to do it? 331 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,559 Or, God forbid, Thomas, Thomas, Evans and Thomas? 332 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,959 And Thomas. 333 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,999 Andrew Garrick is going nowhere NEAR - my father. - Alright, alright... 334 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,439 Or Gwyndaf sodding Thomas! 335 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,920 It was only a thought. 336 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,480 Paula... 337 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,360 Will you let me do it? 338 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:02,280 Will you let me prepare your father for his journey to the other side? 339 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,720 The irony of it all, Al. 340 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:17,120 He's lyin' in state right now, in his own bloody funeral parlour. 341 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,080 Duw, it's a funny old life. 342 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,079 How's Paula? 343 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:29,279 Surprisingly calm. She's already sorted the funeral. 344 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,719 Tomorrow at two. 345 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,919 Tomorrow? Bit quick, isn't it? 346 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,959 It's all part of the reaction, kid. 347 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,079 Wants it over as soon as she can. 348 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,920 Some people are like that. Don't wanna drag it out. 349 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:44,839 I tell you, your Muslim and your what-yer-call 350 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,999 have all got the right idea if you ask me. 351 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,239 And your Orthodox Jew. 24 hours, bish bash bosh. 352 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,359 Aye. Got a lot to be said for, I suppose. 353 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,720 Mm. 354 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,759 You gonna tell me what's with the costumes then, kid? 355 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,079 My Mother wants to send me to boardin' school. 356 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,119 So we're protestin'. Fathers for justice. 357 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:08,639 We tied ourselves to the park gate for an hour. 358 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,959 And did it achieve anything? 359 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,080 No. 360 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:19,559 I don't care. He should've had his bath an' everything by now... 361 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,240 so get him back here, alright? 362 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:26,159 - You OK, presh? - Yeah... it's Lenny, y'know? 363 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,840 Some people enjoy being a pain in the arse. 364 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,239 - - Hiya! - Alright? - Hiya... 365 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,279 Hey, Em, d'you hear about Daddy Simpson? He's dead. 366 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,120 I know, stupid... 367 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,519 How's Paula? 368 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,799 In a right mess. You coming to the funeral? 369 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,439 - Yeah. - Where's Sunny? 370 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,440 No idea. 371 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,319 Y'know, Ems, you can't keep fallin' out with him like this - 372 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,639 you gotta cut the boy a bit of slack. 373 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,159 Alright, so he was stupid, but let's face it, it was only a kiss. 374 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,320 Move on, love. 375 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,879 What? 376 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,199 Nothing. 377 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,799 It's just Sunny's not the bloody angel you think he is, Mam. 378 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,520 And he's not the devil incarnate, neither. 379 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,479 Oh, come on, love - life's too short. 380 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,000 Look at poor old Daddy. 381 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,840 Are you alright in there? 382 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,279 Dai? 383 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,559 It's alright, I got him. 384 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,600 OK, he's in, Paul. 385 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,960 Right. 386 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,360 - Is that the list? - Yes. 387 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,079 - His gold watch. - Check. 388 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,920 - Framed photo of Mummy. - Check. 389 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,960 - Mobile phone. - Check. 390 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,160 Candle. 391 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,640 Check. 392 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,799 And a penny for the Ferryman. 393 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,799 I couldn't find a penny, so I put 50p in instead. 394 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,679 It's got to be a penny! 395 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:18,239 It's got to be exactly what it says on his list! 396 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,439 - OK, OK, I'll find a penny! - Here you go. Here you go. 397 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,799 - Take it. - Thanks. 398 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,320 Oh, Pauls... 399 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,680 We'll all be rooting for you tomorrow. Every slip of the way. 400 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,439 Thanks. 401 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,479 Who's doin' the address? 402 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,920 Uncle Hugh. He's arrivin' first thing. 403 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,720 Funny to think of Daddy havin' a twin. 404 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,560 He don't seem the type. 405 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,279 All done now. 406 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,759 You sure you don't want to look at him before I lid him up? 407 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,960 Oh...!Dai! 408 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,479 That was delicious. I'll wash up. Ben, do you want to give me a hand? 409 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,199 Fair play, you got him well-trained already. 410 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,919 I gotta tell you, Rob's got a dishwasher in Vancouver. 411 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,759 State of the art. 412 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,039 Mam, are you going to Canada or not? Cos I got to get my head round it. 413 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,639 I dunno, sweetheart. 414 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,959 There's the funeral and what about your Aunty Paula? 415 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,559 Her and Dai are still not right. And what about you lot? 416 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,079 We'll be more than alright. 417 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,199 To be honest, it's lush stayin' at - Dad's. - What, lusher than here? 418 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,519 No, but Nadine's a push over. I definitely think you should go. 419 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,719 And me. 420 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,919 Great! Nice to know you'll all miss me! 421 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,319 I will. 422 00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,159 I don't think I could ever get used to you not bein' round the corner. 423 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,520 Oh, presh. 424 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,480 That'll be Lenny. 425 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,520 Alright? 426 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,839 Turn it down you moron, you'll frighten him! 427 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:04,039 What's the matter? He likes it, don't you? 428 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,519 Evening, Lukey Boy - she gettin' on your tits yet? 429 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,479 You're wrecked. You're not havin' him again. 430 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,559 See, you don't decide whether I see my son or not. 431 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,279 You're right there, Lenny, she don't - social services do. 432 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,360 Leave it, Luke. It's just what he wants. 433 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,039 It've been a terrible shock, Karl, I won't deny it. 434 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,279 Aye. Some people you just think are gonna live for ever, don't you? 435 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,559 Like Harry Hill. 436 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,559 My mother had an aunty down Bridgend, lived till she were 107. 437 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,279 She was awful withered, mind. 438 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,039 Well, you can live too cockin' long, that's the trouble. 439 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,999 - Afternoon. - Alright? 440 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,800 Tragic day. Tragic... 441 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,399 Alright? 442 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,639 Makin' the most of your last hours - together, is it, kid? - What? 443 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,599 His ex-wife is takin' Little Alan away. Cold woman, that Melissa. 444 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,359 Heart like a deep freeze. 445 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,439 Oh, my God! I just seen a ghost! 446 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,359 Arrgghh! 447 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:16,679 That's the brother, mun! Uncle Hugh. - Huh? - Identical twins, they are! 448 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,040 He's the cockin' spit! 449 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,040 And here's the star of the show. 450 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,399 ♪ So hold my baggy hand, she said 451 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,679 ♪ And take me to the land, she said 452 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,079 ♪ My bonny biddy beggar boy 453 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,359 ♪ My life with you is at an end 454 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,720 ♪ A-ha 455 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,479 ♪ Billy was a bad man hanging on a tree 456 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,119 ♪ Over the hills and far away 457 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,639 ♪ My lover came to me 458 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,039 ♪ Baggy hand, baggy hand 459 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,839 ♪ Hold my baggy hand, she said 460 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,159 ♪ Baggy hand, baggy hand 461 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,599 ♪ Hold my baggy hand, she said 462 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,519 ♪ Billy was a bad man hanging on a tree 463 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,079 ♪ Over the hills and far away 464 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,400 ♪ My lover came to me. ♪ 465 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,999 Thank you, Lisa Howells and Idris, for that beautiful song. 466 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,719 I'm sure Daddy would have loved it. I don't think so. 467 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:23,080 And now the address, read by Daddy's twin brother, Uncle Hugh Simpson. 468 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,959 Thank you, everyone, for coming here today. 469 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,439 I know that my brother was very loved in his community 470 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,400 and will be sorely missed. 471 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,799 I knew my brother for 82 happy years. 472 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,079 He was seven minutes older than me, 473 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,839 and as he was always fond of saying... 474 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,199 I once challenged him about this. 475 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,479 I said, "Daddy, don't you think your calculations 476 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,719 "are a little... exaggerated, shall we say?" 477 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:03,159 And with a wry smile, and a twinkle in his eye, 478 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,039 he simply replied, 479 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,919 Aye, he said that to me once, the cheeky bugger! 480 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,519 Mysterious, witty, charming and dry... 481 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,080 Loving father of Paula, of course. 482 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,239 Father-in-law to Dai. 483 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,479 Friends, let us think... Sorry... 484 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,559 ...not of this not as this as a sad day, 485 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,359 but as a day to rejoice, to remember with love... 486 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,559 This is the house of God! 487 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,079 Right, let's all calm down a minute, shall we? 488 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,639 How could you? How could you be so bloody useless?! 489 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,199 I'm sorry, OK? 490 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,719 But in all fairness to me, 491 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,239 I asked you if you wanted to look at him before I lidded him up 492 00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:05,439 and you said no! 493 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,439 Great, so it's MY fault now, is it? I was grieving! 494 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,679 My father was dead! 495 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,799 Always carry it with me. Just in case. 496 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,079 OK, let's get Daddy out of the coffin, 497 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,599 and over to AandE for a check up. 498 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,279 Bobby, you take Paula and Dai home and get a stiff drink down them. 499 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,279 I'm not going ANYWHERE with that patricidal wanker! 500 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,719 He could have been burnt to a crisp! 501 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,559 I think you're forgetting something quite vital here, Paula. 502 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,680 Daddy's actually alive. 503 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,239 - Oh, yeah! Nice one! - Thank you. 504 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,199 Really weird, seein' the two of them together like that. 505 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,759 Well, the whole day's been weird, let's face it. 506 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:10,840 Yeah... 507 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,279 So, given that Daddy's no longer dead, 508 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,679 and that Paula no longer needs you, 509 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,079 and that the kids are all OK with it... 510 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,559 Will you and me be watching an in-flight movie together 511 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,080 this Saturday on the 1730 to Vancouver? 512 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,759 It's a date. 513 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,840 Good. 514 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,000 Then you'd better start thinking about packing. 515 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,599 You won't need one of these in business class. 516 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,319 That's what I said. It's from... 517 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,679 - Aunty Brenda. - Yeah. 518 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,800 Nadine said she've done your room up all nice over your dad's. 519 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,520 I've made a calendar thing to mark off the days you're away. 520 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:20,479 - Have you? - Mam, are you gonna be alright over there? In Canada? 521 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,239 Cos you've never really been abroad. 522 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,919 Oh, shut up! I went to Belgium once, on a school trip. 523 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,679 And me and Aunty Paula took Luke to Jersey for a week, 524 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,399 when he was three. 525 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,280 But what if you get lost or somethin'? 526 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,159 I hate thinkin' about you bein' lost. Or scared... 527 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,840 You would ring me, wouldn't you? 528 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,199 Yeah. Of course. 529 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,839 Now... 530 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,359 You gonna help me blow some balloons up for tonight? 531 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,840 This'll do for one of them! 532 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,359 My - that is a big case. 533 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,080 I'm not sure they'll let you take all of that to Blake Hall. 534 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,120 So... shall we get going, then? 535 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,159 Hey, come on now - what did we say? 536 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,319 I don't want to go, Dad. 537 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,199 - I know, son. - Don't make a scene, Little Alan. 538 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,399 It's easier for everyone if you come quietly. 539 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,399 He's not getting arrested, for Christ's sake! 540 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,319 Stay out of this, Alan. 541 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,599 Little Alan, get in the car. 542 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,439 - No. - Get in the bloody car! 543 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,719 No! Dad - I don't wanna go. I want to live with you. 544 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,039 If you make me go, I'll just run away and come back here. 545 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,479 And I'll keep running away and I'll keep coming back here. 546 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,319 Just like that girl did in the film. 547 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:40,399 You don't even like me. Nor does Keith. 548 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,719 Keith has never even spoken to me. Never! 549 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,559 Now you're talkin' utter tripe. 550 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,119 Little Alan, I'll say it one more time - get in the bloody car. 551 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,239 Ow! You...! 552 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,879 Hey! That's enough. 553 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,000 Well, honestly, he'd drive Mother Teresa to distraction. 554 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,759 Melissa - Little Alan is staying with me. 555 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,399 And if you want to call the police, then you call 'em. 556 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,639 Cos I don't care about the law. 557 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,000 I only care about my boy. 558 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:12,680 And as far as I'm concerned, you make my boy very, very unhappy. 559 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,120 And you should be ashamed of yourself. 560 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,840 Now, get out. 561 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,120 You haven't heard the last of this. 562 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,599 Thanks, Batman. 563 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,920 Anytime, Robin. 564 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,839 There's more beer here, if anyone - wants it. - Aye, go on. 565 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,279 Aw, can I have one? 566 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,639 No! 567 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,159 Honestly, Jas, you should sign up for college an' all! 568 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,599 It'll be a laugh! I mean, do you really wanna work in a shop the rest of your life? 569 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,159 You sound like my dad now. 570 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,320 Well maybe he's right. Not all men are stupid, y'know. 571 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,720 Mind you don't burn yourself on that plate. 572 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,959 - I like the apron, by the way. - Oh, put her down. 573 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,599 You'll have plenty of time for all that 574 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,599 when you're traipsing through the Rockies in your hiking boots. 575 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,159 It's not gonna be easy - 576 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,360 Lenny's never gonna stop tryin' to mess things up for us. 577 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,839 Wouldn't you rather be with someone who haven't got no complications? 578 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,840 Are you kiddin' me? I love your complications. 579 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:41,319 And I love you. 580 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,079 Do you? 581 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,400 Fuck, yeah. 582 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,999 Jack's havin' a little grizzle, presh. 583 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,599 You might wanna go and check on him. 584 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,160 - Thanks, yeah, I will. - Be in now, babe. 585 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,960 Aw... 586 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,120 - She's a lovely girl, Lukey. - Yeah. She is. 587 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,519 And a good job I found her, seein' as my mother's abandonin' me! 588 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,880 You don't really see it like that, - do you? - No, you idiot! 589 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,880 I'd never forgive you if you didn't go. 590 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,120 You know you're the best mother in the world don't you? Officially. 591 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,880 Do you...? 592 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200 Yes. I do. 593 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:58,400 Dai, mun, look what you're doin'! It's expensive stuff, that. 594 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,919 Sorry. 595 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,479 Right, I'm not bein' funny, 596 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,839 but will you two just get your arses in gear and make up? 597 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,399 Cos quite frankly, we've all had a gutsful of your antics 598 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,639 and life's too short. 599 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,679 You clearly love him, and he clearly loves you, 600 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,120 stop twattin' about and get back together. 601 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,839 Oh, here we go. 602 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,719 Thanks. Erm... 603 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,239 Well, get on with it then, Rob Morgan, 604 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,039 we haven't got all night. 605 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,279 Well, I know I wasn't everyone's favourite person 606 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,679 when I came back in the summer... You can say that again. 607 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,599 Oh, shut up - you weren't even here last summer. 608 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,839 But in true Pontyberry style, 609 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,799 you all seem to have shut the door on the past 610 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,599 and made me feel very welcome. 611 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,639 And I'm very grateful to you for that. 612 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:50,040 The thing is, before, I had no family to speak of, and now I do. 613 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,920 But more than that... 614 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,520 ...more than that, I've got Stella back. 615 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,920 And I really never thought that'd be possible. 616 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,680 So thank you for letting me take her to Canada. 617 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,839 I promise to look after her and to make sure 618 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,879 she gets the happiness she so completely deserves. 619 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,920 To the only girl I've ever truly loved. 620 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,759 To Stella. 621 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,880 - - Stella. - To Stella. - Stella. 622 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,400 ♪ Maybe in the start we would laugh 623 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,120 ♪ Maybe in the end we would cry 624 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,360 ♪ But I believe in every book I ever read 625 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,200 ♪ And what you said 626 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,000 ♪ And the moon was in the sky 627 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:02,360 ♪ And the tears did fill my eyes 628 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,200 ♪ And the memories they all had passed 629 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,920 ♪ But in my head they'll always last 630 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:20,719 ♪ And in the end before I could be 631 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:25,280 ♪ I'd shown the world what it means to me 632 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,999 ♪ Believe it or not I made them see... ♪ 633 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,119 - Oh, hello. - She's still walking the dog. 634 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,399 Is she? 635 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,559 You should see her suitcase - it's bulgin'. 636 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,080 It nearly didn't shut. 637 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,040 I think I'll go and find her. 638 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,440 Hey Rob - are you excited? 639 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:50,519 Yeah... 640 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:55,519 ♪ I'll never stop loving everything you do 641 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,480 ♪ But not me and you... ♪ 642 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,080 I'm not coming, Rob. 643 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,040 I can't. 644 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,920 I've lived here so much longer than you. 645 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,560 - All the more reason to leave. - All the more reason to stay. 646 00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,759 Look, I think I know how you're feeling. 647 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,639 Canada's new and it's frightening - but you've got me. 648 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,880 And I'll look after you. 649 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,039 When you get out there, I promise you'll love it. 650 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,440 That's what I'm scared of. 651 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,800 Come for a holiday, then. 652 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,319 Why waste the flights? Just come for a fortnight... 653 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,039 That's what I'm sayin'. If I come... At least give it a chance. 654 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,279 ...even for one day, I'll end up wanting to stay. 655 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,520 Because I love you SO much Rob. 656 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,320 And I'd see the life we could have had together... 657 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,640 ...and I couldn't bear that. 658 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,560 I belong here. 659 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,559 Paula's right - everything I've ever known is here 660 00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:21,080 in this stupid, lovely, annoying, gorgeous place. 661 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,360 And my kids, Rob... 662 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,000 My kids. 663 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,440 I'm too old to start again. 664 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,839 I thought I'd won you back. 665 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,959 You did. You have. 666 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,039 If you stay, if you move back to Pontyberry, 667 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,399 I will settle down with you and become Mrs Robert Morgan, 668 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,239 with a happy heart 669 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,800 and grow decrepit with you. 670 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,880 Just say the word. 671 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,760 But I can't live here, Stella. 672 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,400 And I can't leave here, Rob. 673 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,160 I'm sorry. 674 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:40,719 ♪ And in the end I made them see 675 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:45,920 ♪ This is what happiness means to me. ♪ 676 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,559 Where is it, then? Where? 677 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,880 There, you idiot. 678 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,720 Aw, Rob! 679 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,599 It'll stay there for ever, that will, won't it? 680 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,200 Yeah. 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